My sister and her boyfriend flew out from New York which meant we really only needed two rooms. My mom had a conference out there for work, and she invited the whole family. If That Shirt Bounces Any Higher, I’m Going to See… Shit – It Just Went Higher I didn’t feel like this would be an ongoing series where I relayed constant anecdotes about dad’s privates. And I’m pretty familiar with it.Īfter the story I’m about to share where I saw my father’s dick, I was reminded of a second story involving my father and his penis. So, it’s not like I could draw it from memory or anything. I sort of remember taking a shower with him and noticing it, but it’s kind of fuzzy. Hmm… I guess I remember seeing once as a little kid. If pressed, I supposed I would have answered something like you, which is: Up until about a month ago, I was right there with you. Not because of the subject matter, but because you can’t quite remember a time when this happened. When is the last time you saw your father naked? I’m going to bet, for most of you, this is not an easy question to answer.